THE ART OF ZERO FUCKS

what I learned in the Pandemic

I woke up this morning cured from the Norovirus or gastrointestinal toxin I was harboring. I was like a new person. I made my son breakfast, walked him to school in the bracing cold, asked the school principal to make sure the crossing guard showed up for work because they’re not anymore and some kid is going to get killed because it’s Baltimore and peo…